{"title":"Midwest Goodbye Clothing and Gifts","description":"What is a Midwest Goodbye? Well, if you've made it here, we bet you're a survivor of or already know all 9 steps of the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fancysweetstx.com\/blogs\/news\/how-pull-off-perfect-midwestern-goodbye-simple-steps\" title=\"midwest goodbye steps\"\u003eMidwestern Goodbye\u003c\/a\u003e. Celebrate what it means to be \"Midwest Nice\" with our collection of Midwest Goodbye clothing.","products":[{"product_id":"midwestern-goodbye-shirt","title":"Midwestern Goodbye Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"fmgic-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"fmgic-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003eIf you're from the Midwest, you know that saying goodbye at gatherings can be a long and drawn-out process. It usually goes something like this:\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\"\u003e\u003cbr data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\"\u003e\"Well, I guess I should head out. Hey, by the way, how's little Charlie doing?\" *𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳...* \"I really do need to go this time. Oh wait, did you hear about Karen?\" *10 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳...* \"Oh, it's getting late, I really need to go! One more hug!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\"\u003e\u003cbr data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fancysweetstx.com\/blogs\/news\/how-pull-off-perfect-midwestern-goodbye-simple-steps\" title=\"how to pull off the perfect midwestern goodbye\"\u003eMidwestern goodbyes can be exhausting\u003c\/a\u003e, but you're a pro at navigating them. 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