{"product_id":"midwestern-goodbye-shirt","title":"Midwestern Goodbye Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"fmgic-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"fmgic-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003eIf you're from the Midwest, you know that saying goodbye at gatherings can be a long and drawn-out process. It usually goes something like this:\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"9lvb3-0-0\"\u003e\u003cbr data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"cms2v-0-0\"\u003e\"Well, I guess I should head out. Hey, by the way, how's little Charlie doing?\" *𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘢 𝘩𝘶𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘢𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘳...* \"I really do need to go this time. Oh wait, did you hear about Karen?\" *10 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳...* \"Oh, it's getting late, I really need to go! One more hug!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"bcktt-0-0\"\u003e\u003cbr data-text=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-block=\"true\" data-editor=\"f2c1v\" data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\" class=\"_1mf _1mj\"\u003e\u003cspan data-offset-key=\"2hgco-0-0\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.fancysweetstx.com\/blogs\/news\/how-pull-off-perfect-midwestern-goodbye-simple-steps\" title=\"how to pull off the perfect midwestern goodbye\"\u003eMidwestern goodbyes can be exhausting\u003c\/a\u003e, but you're a pro at navigating them. Show off your skills with a t-shirt that says \"I Survived A Midwest Goodbye.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"fancysweetstx","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":42118522732731,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"SM","offer_id":42118522765499,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"MD","offer_id":42118522798267,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"LG","offer_id":42118522831035,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":42118522863803,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":42118522896571,"sku":null,"price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":44084133298363,"sku":"","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":44084133331131,"sku":"","price":24.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1010\/8058\/products\/MidwesternGoodbyeShirt.jpg?v=1670438567","url":"https:\/\/www.fancysweetstx.com\/products\/midwestern-goodbye-shirt","provider":"fancysweetstx","version":"1.0","type":"link"}